Two men went golfing. One man took his pipe out of his gold bag and asked the other one if he had a lighter. The other man pulled out a 12-inch Bic lighter and handed it to him. The first man said “Where did you get that?”
The second man said, “From my genie.” The man pulled a lamp out of his bag and rubbed it. The genie appeared and asked what he wanted. He said a million bucks and the genie went back into the lamp. As soon as he disappeared, a million ducks flew overhead.
“Wait a minute,” the first man said, “that’s not what you asked for.”
The second man said, “My genie is hard of hearing. Do you really think I asked for a 12-inch Bic?”

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Two old men were sitting in a bar, discussing their wives. The first said, “Last night, I asked Myrna if we could try sex in a different position. I wanted to try doing it doggy style.”
“Doggy style? Did she go for it?”
“I’ll say. I sat up and begged while she rolled over and played dead.”

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I love my Kayla. Hope I made you smile.
Hugs,
Me

Comment (1)

  1. Anonymous

    LOL! Those jokes are too funny!
    Anyhow, it’s interesting that you work on webpages…I do too!
    Oh yeah, I was just surfing the blogring and came across your site. Come visit mine sometime if you want.
    Peace! 

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