Chorus:

If you remember, could you sing "Scotland the Brave",
And then sing "Dear Departed"; ghodz, that song is just too "grave"
It was about some bunny 'til Kanefsky got his due
I was so glad Clair Maier shot it through

And in a minor key, we start with Leslie Fish
And just keep singing 30 hours or so
She wrote so very many songs
It's hard to make it not take long
But there are many others yet to go, and
(Cho.)

Cindy Mac and Jordin K both dueled to feed the drive [stolen line]
And Misty just won't sing one of her own
Juanita killed a mike or two
Bill Sutton sang, and something grew --
It sounded very much like a groan, and
(Cho.)

Joe Ellis played his stuff on his electric keys and sax,
It sounded just like someone special sneezed
Tom Smith got, in his throat, a frog
And someone else sang about Blog
And everybody got ... Frank Hayes Disease, and

If you remember, Kathy's turning in her grave
She isn't dead just yet, but this is sort of a close shave
She never called me "Benefiche", but then, no one ever did
And aren't we glad St. Iggy has no kids!
Yes, I'm so glad St. Iggy has no kids!

Written 1993 by Gerald L. Bliss.

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