O.J. Jury
Harry Smothers
(Tune: "L.A. Freeway" by Guy Clark)

Pack up all your papers
Just ignore those legal capers
Say goodbye to Judge Ito for me
That sum-bitch, he always bored me
Don't look at the L.A. papers,
Watch the News or the videotapers
Adios to all this leather
And all these people here together

Chorus:

If I could just get off of this O.J. Jury
Without getting killed or caught
I'd be down the road with a wad of dough
To some place that I ain't bought, bought, bought

Here's to you, ol' Kato Kaelen
Your new career is up there sailin'
Never knew you could get so blessed
From only being a p'rennial houseguest
Run it by me one more time now
Got to listen all we can now
I believe what the Dream Team's saying
And love the tune that Marcia's playing     (Cho.)

Oh, Nicole, don't you cry, babe,
Death's a gift that's mostly handmade
O.J.'s sorry that he dumped you
Wish we could find those guys who jumped you
Send the contract, I'll go through it
I'll sign it soon as I get to it
Life with Fuhrman, Life with Bailey
I'll do lunch with your writer daily     (Cho.)




Written 1995 (9/27) by Gerald L. Bliss.

This item is protected under the CC BY-SA 4.0 license, also known as the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 4.0 International license. Click the link for licensing details.