Six Nails on the Chalkboard
Mordewis Gaeafbran ap Llys
(Tune: "Fishtail on the Washboard" by Valorie Oldham)
The very last nerve on my spinal cord
Sizzles when there's six nails on the chalkboard
Six nails on the washboard
Also fuzzy dice and fake fur
Beads, crystals and feathers,
Plastic Jesus Air Freshener
We all have our nerves altered
When we hear
Six nails on the chalkboard
Well, I hate bootleg, and I hate back roads,
Driving alone and becoming a crone
I dislike the government, I think it's a crime,
And I blow away clocks that don't keep time
I get depressive about other stuff, too
Like the garbage on TV
And the crap on my bookshelves
Am I talking to myself?
Or is it those
Six nails on the chalkboard?
On the chalkboard...
On the chalkboard...
You wish you could just become a mime
Some jerk puts your song in four four time
It never seems to ends, it's gone on hours too long,
This wanna-be writer
Trying to wreck your song
And it feels like ...
Six nails on the chalkboard
And it feels like
Six nails on the chalkboard
Mmm, m mmm
Written 1999 by Mordewis Gaeafbran ap Llys (Gerald L. Bliss)(3/7 1st Draft).
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