(Tune: "Witnesses' Waltz" by Leslie Fish)
Come along, Sammy and Larry and Mose
Feel the black sand oozing up through your toes
Chase all the sea gulls -- they can't move too fast
If you catch one, you might have your own gull at last!
Watch all the med supplies float in from Bronx
John found two condoms and a glove in his trunks
George got a needle, but he isn't afraid,
'Cause who ever heard of a needle with AIDS!
Swimming in Jersey is always such fun
You never know what you can find in the sun,
And if there's no sun, what the heck, it's still free --
It's more entertaining than what's on TV!
Written 1994 (11/16) by Gerald Bliss.
This item is protected under the CC BY-SA 4.0 license, also known as the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 4.0 International license. Click the link for licensing details.