King of Pun
(ttto "King of Pain" by Sting)
There's a silly black thought in my head today
And it's making me grab my ax and start to play
There's an old, twisted joke about a golden fleece
And this tune that I lifted from that band, Police
Copyright ©2008 by Gerald L. "Moss" Bliss (11/22/08). All Rights Reserved.
I was first infected with this idea at SerpentStone Harvest Gather 2008. I jotted the words and ideas down on my trusty Netbook, took them home and transferred them to my home computer, deleted the copy on my Netbook... and within a day, my home computer crashed, losing everything. I re-invented this filk during SerpentStone Samhain, while house-sitting at SerpentStone House (everyone else was at the Festival at Dragon Hills). Updated lyric sometime around 2014.