The Mystical Wiccan Coven Grove of the Glittery Butterfly Unicorn of Magical Healing and Holy White Light of Divine Spiritual Spiffiness and Enchanted Smiling Faerie Goddess of the Brilliant Light of Wonderfulness
by High Priestess Silver of the Iron Web coven, Austin TX
Currently accepting applications.
Hi! On behalf of the MWCGGBUMHHWDSSESFGBLW group, I’d just like to say…Hi! We’re a loving, accepting group of Eclectic Wiccans who worship the LIGHT! We believe that you can’t hurt anything, because the Rede says so! So we don’t eat animals, because animals are people TOO! You know those meanies say that plants are alive too, but they’re just huffy because they’re carnivorous and angry and not enlightened like us. But you look like a really NEAT person! You just might be PERFECT to join our group!
At MWCGGBUMHHWDSSESFGBLW, we believe that the God and Goddess have always watched over us, since thousands and thousands of years ago when everyone was Wiccan and bisexual and nothing bad happened and everyone lived in peace and harmony eating only fruits and berries and frolicking merrrily through the summer fields. And they watched over us when the Bad Men came and conquered our peaceful ancestors and forced them to do horrible things like worship male deities and eat meat. And then they watched over us still when MILLIONS AND MILLIONS OF WOMEN AND CATS BURNED AT THE STAKE FOR THEIR FREEEEDOM!!!!
Anyway. Teehee! So the God and Goddess love each other, and they love you too, even if you don’t think they love you, because they do love you, and we love you, and we love everyone, except the mean people who disagree with us. But we love them anyway!! Even though they’re mean!!! But the God and Goddess know who we really are, and I’ve been Wiccan for all my lives, so I know everything firsthand, you know? Those sillyheads and their stupid “books” and “facts,” yanno? What the heck are THEY so riled up about? I would SO think I know better than them, ’cause I was Cleopatra in one life and then this one other time I was this Druid priestess so like I remember all those lives because I’m enlightened.
MWCGGBUMHHWDSSESFGBLW has this Book of Shadows that was passed down from my mother’s mother’s mother’s mother’s mother’s mother’s mother’s mother’s mother’s mother’s mother’s mother’s mother’s mother’s mother’s mother’s mother’s mother’s mother’s mother’s mother’s mother’s mother’s mother’s mother’s mother’s mother’s mother’s mother’s mother’s mother’s mother’s mother’s mother. And it was first written by my first incarnation in that one ancient place thingy in that cool swirly language. Yea. It’s really cool.
I’d tell you more but um you have to be one of us to know so just fill out these few questions so we can make you one of us and then we’ll tell you the secrets of the universe and give you a neat bumper sticker. If you answer no to any of these questions, maybe we’re not right for you, but that’s okay…when you stop being a regular human and maybe get reborn as a Witch like us (’cause see we were all born with all these powers because we were chosen and that’s why we’re all together because only special Natural Witches like us can have covens) we’ll let you try again. Because we love you.
1. Do you watch “Charmed” religiously?
2. Do you only eat plants?
3. Do you swear to worship ONLY the Light????
4. Isn’t Heath Ledger hot?
5. No really, I’m sooo totally serious, don’t you think he’s like maybe the reincarnation of Adonis or something?
6. Aren’t bunnies cute?
7. Aren’t Xtians just sooo totally sucky?
8. Can you prove it, huh?
Thank you for applying, we hope to hear from you SOOOON!!!
Love and light and fluffy truffled lollipop ice cream cuddly snuggly wuggly huggles!!!
High Priestess Lady Moondrip Snowdancer Cloud Cover Cold Front With a 50% Chance Of Rain Treewalker Silver Daydream Sunshine Fluff
Monthly Archive: September 2004
The following came from an anonymous Mother in Austin, Texas
Things I’ve learned from my Children (honest & no kidding):
1. A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
2. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
3. A 3-year old’s voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
4. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20×20 ft. room.
5. You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way
6. The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn’t stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
7. When you hear the toilet flush and the words “uh oh,” it’s already too late.
8. Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
9. A six-year old can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36-year old man says they can only do it in the movies.
10. Certain Lego’s will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old.
11. Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
12. Super glue is forever.
13. No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can’t walk on water.
14. Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
15. VCR’s do not eject PB&J sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
16. Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
17. Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
18. You probably do not want to know what that odor is.
19. Always look in the oven before you turn it on. Plastic toys do not like ovens.
20. The fire department in Austin, Texas has a 5-minute response time.
21. The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
22. It will, however, make cats dizzy.
23. Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
24. The mind of a 6-year old is wonderful. First grade…true story …
One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class. She came to the part of the story where the first pig was trying to accumulate the building materials for his home. She read,”..And so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of straw and said, “Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build my house?'” The teacher paused then asked the class, “And what do you think that man said?”
One little boy raised his hand and said, “I think he said…’Holy crap! A talking pig!'”
The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes.
25. 60% of men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.
OK, Robbie told me to move the Ethernet card to another slot… I moved it to the closest available slot to the Processor, and be damned if it didn’t work!
I’m online now. Still lonely, but online. Trying to catch up on all my websites and messages and YM and everything… getting there…
Hugs,
Me
Computer’s the same, love life’s the same (more of a hate life, listening to other people misunderstanding me and being mad at me for their understanding), still have my landlord mad at me for harboring the homeless (2 right now), looking for another apartment with a less draconian landlord. Damn, I’ve been in this guy’s building for 6 years, what does he think I’m going to do, burn it down?
Quote:
“When you claim that your feelings are hurt, what you actually mean is that some cherished belief of yours has been doubted, questions, ignored, rejected or, worse yet, ridiculed, treated with irony, not taken seriously… hurt feelings… is a misnomer for beliefs not shared.”
~~ Abraham A. Low, M.D.
Selections, p. 20-21, (c) 1966
I love you all. Stay with me, I’ll get through this.
Hugs,
Me
OK, some things are being said by various people that either need to be more complete or don’t need to be said at all. I know I’m not perfect, but the people saying bad things about me don’t know me and don’t have or understand the whole story. I know that not everything I have done is Good, True, and Beautiful, but I own up to all of it the best I know how, try to make up for whatever harm I have done — AND DON’T LIE ABOUT IT. If I was a liar, I wouldn’t bring the shyt up in the first place! I’m not going to defend myself, I’m not going to try to supply information you don’t have… saying anything will hurt somebody, and I don’t want to hurt anyone.
So Aimee, Willow, whoever… I love you. I always will. If you don’t believe me, ask someone else who does, like lots of my ex-gfs and ex-wives. And I will leave you alone and never mention this or you again — unless you contact me, and will lovingly explain whatever you want to have explained, and if you choose to return to me, you will be welcomed with open, loving arms.
Hugs,
Me
Well, now Aimee is saying she never loved me. Sure seemed like it to me. All those nights she fell asleep with me singing to her, and stayed on the phone all night sleeping, if the phone didn’t die first. All those hours on the phone expressing her love.
The Aimee I talked to the last time didn’t even sound like the same person, though. Maybe she isn’t. But I still love her…
Oh well, time to move on I guess. I’m deleting my subscription to her blog. Waaaaah. Thanks to Irish and others for being there for me. Wish someone was HERE for me though.
Computer’s still not working right, the bloody thing refuses to load the correct driver for the Ethernet card and lists two Ethernet devices while I only have one. So I’m still at the library and nights at a friend’s house across downtown, about a 10 minute walk.
Hugs and tears,
Moss
oops, doesn’t want to load the pic from that site, and I can’t save it to mine…
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