Fahrenheit Inferred Scale… or it’s whatever you are accustomed to…

Degrees Fahrenheit:
60 Californians put on sweaters (if they can find one)
50 Miami residents turn on the heat
45 Vermont residents go to outdoor concerts
40 You can see your breath
Californians shiver uncontrollably
Minnesotians go swimming
35 Italian cars don’t start
32 Water freezes
30 You plan your vacation to Australia
25 Ohio water freezes
Californians weep pitiably
Minnesotians eat ice cream
Canadians go swimming
20 Politicians begin to talk about the homeless
New York City water freezes
Miami residents plan vacation further South
15 French cars don’t startCat insists on sleeping in your bed with you
10 You need jumper cables to get the car going
5 American cars don’t start
0 Alaskans put on T-shirts
-10 German cars don’t start
Eyes freeze shut when you blink
-15 You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo
Arkansans stick tongue on metal objects
Miami residents cease to exist
-20 Cat insists on sleeping in pajamas with you
Politicians actually do something about the homeless
-25 Minnesotians shovel snow off roof
Japanese cars don’t start
-30 Too cold to think
You need jumper cables to get the driver going
-35 You plan a two week hot bath
Swedish cars don’t start
-40 Californians disappear
Minnesotians button top button
Canadians put on sweaters
Your car helps you plan your trip South
-50 Congressional hot air freezes
Alaskans close the bathroom window
-80 Polar bears move South
Green Bay Packer fans order hot cocoa at the game
-90 Lawyers put their hands in their own pockets

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