Question: When is a retiree’s bedtime?
Answer: Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch
Question: How many retirees to change a light bulb?
Answer: Only one, but it might take all day.
Question: What’s the biggest gripe of retirees?
Answer: There is not enough time to get everything done.
Question: Why don’t retirees mind being called Seniors?
Answer: The term comes with a 10% percent discount.
Question: Among retirees what is considered formal attire?
Answer: Tied shoes
Question: Why do retirees count pennies?
Answer: They are the only ones who have the time.
What is the common term for someone who enjoys work and refuses to
Why are retirees so slow to clean out the basement, attic or garage?
They know that as soon as they do, one of their adult kids will want to
store stuff there.
Question: What do retirees call a long lunch?
Question: What is the best way to describe retirement?
Answer: The never ending Coffee Break.
What’s the biggest advantage of going back to school as a retiree?
Answer: If you cut classes, no one calls your parents.