It has been so peaceful here since Doug left that I forgot to write anything, and have forgotten to keep in touch with people by phone… I called my mother at the rehab facility and talked to her until her cellphone died.
Beth (my 3rd ex-wife) reminded me of a chain e-mail that I ignored. It stated that if I sent it to at least 20 guys within 10 minutes, I would be flooded with hot new girlfriends, but if I broke the chain, I would get my old wife back. I NEVER forward these things.
Laura (my 5th and last ex) called me; I won’t disclose the turmoil, but she is going to be single again soon.
You do the addition. (Laura says she is NOT old…)