Who's Left?
by Harry Smothers
(Tune: "Who's Next" by Tom Lehrer)

[At the semi-regular HouseSing at Tim Ryan's house in Ann Arbor, MI on 3/6/93, it got to the point that there were so many people upstairs, Tim wondered who was left downstairs to sing. MEW suggested that it would make a filk. I didn't even bat an eyelash before Tom Lehrer reared his, er, head and this song was born. Another name-dropper carol, of little consequence. And not quite everyone got in it.]

copyright ©1993 by Gerald Bliss (3/21) Usual Disclaimer applies. Since nobody outside of the area knows more than a third of these people, heck yeah, you can perform it all you wanna.

* - I have used the alternate spelling of Tom Smith in the first verse, on the premise that the grenade thrown through my living room window will be smaller.
** - Chris, it turns out, does not drink bheer. (And he DARES to call himself a filker!)
*** - OK, you try to rhyme John Philbus in this song.

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